Kt and Sal's News Bulletin: we saw Michael Barrymore!!

I know that we've been neglecting you all lately, and not posting with our usual wit or frequency. Don't think that we've forgotten about you all or don't appreciate all your thoughts and comments. This will all change by Wednesday- as part of the telephone package for our temporary home we get unlimited broadband. So expect immense posts not only about our life in Wellington, but about life, love and the universe in general. I've been suffering from insomnia lately so may be burning the midnight oil in your company... of course it's the midday sun for you guys, and it's still the Queen's birthday as I write this.
In the meantime (inspired by the crazy New Zealand non-news they have over here, and also Mhairi's email) I present you with a news bulletin that will hopefully get you up to speed with all the important events in our lives lately:
- Katie and Sally have spotted their first celebrity!! It was two weeks ago, late on a Friday night in New World supermarket- Michael Barrymore browsing the English magazines (including Hello which had a Celebrity Big Brother story). "He looked tall and tired." the girls said.
- Katie and Sally are going to see Dylan Moran tonight! Nuff said.
- Sally has vowed to give up chocolate for forty days and nights, and is five days in to the regime which she has christened 'Tnel'. "So far so good", she commented. "It's actually been pretty easy, but I'm a bit fearful for the coming weekend."
- Katie's work at the commerce commission continues. She is alleged to particularly enjoy the more unusual aspects of the job, such as dancing like the wolf in Shrek, and consuming free wine and cake.
- Shocking images have been released of Sally in Wellington's library. "I couldn't help it!" she said in a sensational statement. "I vowed to stay out of the library for a whole year, but it's impossible". In the absence of any employment she is believed to be spending her days writing very bad fiction.
- Rumours continue to circulate the city about Katie's lavish birthday celebrations, planned for next weekend. Both girls declined to comment, but it is widely believed to involve boats, scones and Orlando Bloom.
Good night, and God Bless xxx