What job would you do?

It is now Tuesday afternoon with us and we have just been in the Wellington central library (a very nice library it is too) looking for flats to rent. We have found a few that are in the centre and sound quite appealing, so we're going to chase those up promptly. We spent yesterday morning wandering around the town looking for any jobs that were being advertised in shops, but we were disappointed that there didn't seem to be many positions available. I then had an interview (plus the usual tests) with Hudson employment agency, and was offered a job doing data entry in a bank for 2 months. It could be monotonous, but it's pretty good money, and money's what we need right now!! Sal's currently sorting her CV out and will be distributing it to some worthy establishments tomorrow (she's just waiting on a mobile number).
The most entertaining thing we have to tell you is about some of the jobs we found whilst looking through the ads in the paper yesterday. Which job would you do from this list:

1, Head Shepherd
2, Porto-loo driver
3, Share milker
4, Brothel worker (with good personality) *

*This is only open to slim, energetic 18+ year old girls, so keep that in mind!!

We'll leave you on that note. Kt xx